First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully.
-- Simon Firth
The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist
-- Joy Rothke
There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can't bridge
-- Rahul Sonnad
To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy
-- Brian M. Porter
You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
-- Cass Whittington
Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found."
-- Len Dvorkin
Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. -- Ian Hughes
No-one can tell what God or Heaven will do If you divide by zero.
- Elas Giordano
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-- Jason Axley