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Haikus about technology failing


First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully.

-- Simon Firth

The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist

-- Joy Rothke

There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can't bridge

-- Rahul Sonnad

To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy

-- Brian M. Porter

You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.

-- Cass Whittington

Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found."

-- Len Dvorkin

Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. -- Ian Hughes

No-one can tell what God or Heaven will do If you divide by zero.

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-- Jason Axley